Evan Solomon: mark: you really screwed me tonight
remember at sxsw last year when you taught me that mosquito hawks were not mosquitos, and that i should not fear them
tonight i mistook some other bug for a mosquito hawk
on closer inspection, i believe it to have actually been a malcious and armed (possibly stinging) insect
and was forced to engage it in battle
after tactical use of a dish towel, it ceded the high ground to me
and i was able to move in with an air assault
in the form of jon stewart’s book
while it was in a prone position, i was able launch an arial attack
and crush it with the book

Kevin Conboy: arial attack? you killed it with shitty typography?

Evan Solomon: well i did use a book
did not check the font face though, my bad