Terminal 2 at SFO is awesome unless you get here after 11, in which case it's like a post-apocalyptic scene trying to find real food.
— Evan Solomon (@evansolomon) May 28, 2013
I offered $50 for a hamburger. I wish I had fucking bitcoins.
— Evan Solomon (@evansolomon) May 28, 2013
I'm slowly convincing myself to eat a tuna sandwich from burger joint. I'm not going to respect myself in the morning.
— Evan Solomon (@evansolomon) May 28, 2013
I bought a turkey sandwich. I hate myself. #airporthostage2013
— Evan Solomon (@evansolomon) May 28, 2013
People who willingly eat pre made sandwiches must have no understanding of the human digestive system
— Evan Solomon (@evansolomon) May 28, 2013
Somehow got assigned a window seat at the gate. #mightmakeitoutalive
— Evan Solomon (@evansolomon) May 28, 2013
Flight delayed almost an hour but they haven't mentioned it here. #thisistheend
— Evan Solomon (@evansolomon) May 28, 2013
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