Evan Solomon: i am currently embroiled in a domestic emergency
Evan Solomon: i am trying to use my building’s washer/dryer for the first time
Evan Solomon: there is one of each machine, and every time i look they’re in use
Evan Solomon: and there seems to be some kind of system for claiming next in line that involves leaving your dirty clothes laying around the room
Evan Solomon: but i can’t figure out the system, and i’m too scared to ask someone
Evan Solomon: so i just keep hopelessly checking every half hour, hoping the machines will suddenly be empty because who the fuck else is sitting around trying to do laundry on monday afternoon

Editor’s note: This transcript is from October 20, 2014. Evan moved into the building in January 2013. He was ultimately not successful at using their washer/dryer and has not tried again since.