Helen: What if there really is a Sanders vs. Trump election? That seems so crazy.

Evan: Bernie is still a huge underdog

Helen: Sure I am just saying “what if”
I think you said you’d only be interested in it as an experiment, not reality.

Evan: Unless Clinton gets indicted for emails or something it’s hard to fathom
Evan: Sure I am curious in the same way I’m curious what would happen in trump vs rent is too damn high man.
Evan: Or trump vs Reagan’s corpse
Evan: Or trump vs Elmer Fudd
Evan: Or trump vs that rat with the pizza slice
Evan: All of these seem like interesting match ups
Evan: Btw I think these would all make interesting VP picks for trump too
Evan: What if Trump picks bush as his vp
Evan: And then just executes him at the inauguration
Evan: Like how you’re supposed to kick someone’s ass on your first day in prison

Helen: Holy shit that went a lot darker than I expected

Evan: So many ways this could go
Evan: Though I still think the betting favorite is trump challenging constitutional law and naming himself his own vp
Evan: Because trump is the only one he trusts to take over if trump is unable to continue his duties
Evan: Trump probably will just host the apprentice: vp to decide
Evan: And it will be omarosa

Helen: I’m dying over here

Evan: Haha
Evan: Easiest jokes in the world
Evan: I mean
Evan: Who will Donald trump pick to be vp
Evan: Even the premise is hilarious