Evan: There is an italian place in my neighborhood that makes a “chicken parm sandwich”
Evan: Except they make it with chopped up pieces of grilled chicken instead of a fried chicken cutlet
Evan: Sometimes I eat it and I understand why people join isis

Helen: I don’t like where this is going at all
Helen: Omfg well I didn’t expect that conclusion

Evan: Hahaha
Evan: It’s so fucked up
Evan: I’m so ashamed that I still eat it sometimes