2013-03-20T21:29:52-07:00

Evan on “premium” themes

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Evan Solomon: this is very likely the worst $8 i’ve ever spent

Beau Lebens: you can just send me $8 if you like
Beau Lebens: i won’t even give you a shitty theme for it
Beau Lebens: then that’ll be the worst

Evan Solomon: this is way worse than just losing $8
Evan Solomon: it’s like spending $8 to get punched in the balls

Evan on jaywalking

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“We live in a society! You have a responsibility not to be an idiot!”

– Evan yelling at a pedestrian crossing at a red light with the window rolled down

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@darylkoop It looks like you accidentally wrote a blog post. I think you meant to change your theme.

— Evan Solomon (@evansolomon) December 19, 2011

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Just came home and thought my oven light was on. Got scared I left the oven on before realizing I haven't turned it on in over a year.

— Evan Solomon (@evansolomon) April 5, 2012

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Gymnasts have a unique combination of being super athletic and looking really stupid when they run

— Evan Solomon (@evansolomon) August 1, 2012

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When forced to pick the lid that fits whatever coffee I bought, I'm going to start choosing the one I think is wrong. Pretty sure I'm < 50%.

— Evan Solomon (@evansolomon) August 12, 2012

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Also turns out @koop's dad and I may be the same person, separated only by 30 years and a law degree.

— Evan Solomon (@evansolomon) September 30, 2012