@ryancduff your burden of proof seems much less demanding for petty crime than climate science

— Evan Solomon (@evansolomon) September 2, 2012

@koop @nacin @micahherstand @iammattthomas there a good chance we just organized one of the greatest wastes of talent in history

— Evan Solomon (@evansolomon) January 17, 2013

I think Anonymous, Lulzsec, and possibly Sony's entire Playstation line of products are just clever marketing for pastebin.com

— Evan Solomon (@evansolomon) June 26, 2011

WordPress equivalent of Goodwin's Law: As a WP discussion grows, the probability someone proposes Gravity Forms as the solution approaches 1

— Evan Solomon (@evansolomon) July 20, 2012

@wonderboymusic Let me know if you need any additional hate speech, happy to help. "Very insensitive toward people who dislike cheese."

— Evan Solomon (@evansolomon) April 6, 2012

It's amazing how few people seem to realize the value in making sure questions you ask are well-written.

— Evan Solomon (@evansolomon) June 30, 2012

My favorite olympic sport is "try to remember which swimmer I'm cheering for between the times they show the flags"

— Evan Solomon (@evansolomon) July 31, 2012

“The whole point of hell is that it sucks!”

– @evansolomon

— Chelsea Otakan (@chexee) December 1, 2012

All I can think about is the unused import link error this would generate http://t.co/68ThiuaB

— Evan Solomon (@evansolomon) December 14, 2012