Evanisms

Gymnasts have a unique combination of being super athletic and looking really stupid when they run

— Evan Solomon (@evansolomon) August 1, 2012

When forced to pick the lid that fits whatever coffee I bought, I'm going to start choosing the one I think is wrong. Pretty sure I'm < 50%.

— Evan Solomon (@evansolomon) August 12, 2012

Also turns out @koop's dad and I may be the same person, separated only by 30 years and a law degree.

— Evan Solomon (@evansolomon) September 30, 2012

@beaulebens There are 6 ways you could order those words. Most of them tell an interesting story.

— Evan Solomon (@evansolomon) December 28, 2012

@wonderboymusic Let me know if you need any additional hate speech, happy to help. "Very insensitive toward people who dislike cheese."

— Evan Solomon (@evansolomon) April 6, 2012

It's amazing how few people seem to realize the value in making sure questions you ask are well-written.

— Evan Solomon (@evansolomon) June 30, 2012

My favorite olympic sport is "try to remember which swimmer I'm cheering for between the times they show the flags"

— Evan Solomon (@evansolomon) July 31, 2012

“The whole point of hell is that it sucks!”

– @evansolomon

— Chelsea Otakan (@chexee) December 1, 2012

All I can think about is the unused import link error this would generate http://t.co/68ThiuaB

— Evan Solomon (@evansolomon) December 14, 2012