Evan: I don’t think anyone loves abortions but lots of people love rights
Evan: One thing I was thinking about this morning is how impressive (if not also insane) the right is when it comes to commitment
Evan: This shit has been the law for like 40 years
Evan: And they’re still after it
Evan: It’s like Moses in the fucking desert
Evan: When Trump rewrites the Bible I bet those two stories get swapped
Evan: I had a project I was going to undertake this week
Evan: I have some mason jars and I was going to use them to plant some herbs on my balcony
Evan: But then I got hung up on how to acquire dirt
Evan: I briefly looked into ordering dirt on amazon
Evan: I felt a little silly about it
If there were a helenisms about nonsense you say this would go on it
I didn’t get enough sleep. Then I got drunk. Then I walked around forever. I’m too fragile for this.
Evan: As unlikely as I knew it might have been for Hillary to actually win by 400 electoral votes, it still seems even weirder that Trump is spending November 28th attacking CNN for debunking his own claim that the election he won was rigged by fraud
Evan: Like, it turns out that “Trump won a national mandate” and “the election that Trump won was rigged” are actually the same team
Evan: We are through the looking glass here
I solve that problem by playing golf on thanksgiving instead of eating boring food at an awkward time
“I just think people should avoid having opinions about things without evidence to back them up.”
“I see. I understand >0% now which is enough I think. Thank you.”
Evanisms 