Evan: I predict trump loses the nomination by 400 electoral votes
Helen: I am going to write this down somewhere and see how it turns out.
Helen: Maybe Evanisms. :)
Evan: It is an admittedly aggressive prediction but I’ll own it.
Evan: Not liking onions blows my mind
Evan: It’s like not liking salt
Evan: i am sick
Evan: what if i die tonight
Evan: and i never find out
Evan: my eyes hurt when i sneeze, what if i sneeze and my eyes pop out of my head and i can’t read your news
Evan: WHAT THEN?
Helen: i’ll call you and tell you
Evan: it’s like when you give a little kid the video game controller than isn’t connected to anything
Evan: and tell them they’re the bad guys
Evan: they have a great time
Evan: but obviously because they have no fucking idea what’s going on in the world around them
I am about to mansplain Baysian priors to you in a way that you will not find enjoyable
Evan: There is an italian place in my neighborhood that makes a “chicken parm sandwich”
Evan: Except they make it with chopped up pieces of grilled chicken instead of a fried chicken cutlet
Evan: Sometimes I eat it and I understand why people join isis
Helen: I don’t like where this is going at all
Helen: Omfg well I didn’t expect that conclusion
Evan: Hahaha
Evan: It’s so fucked up
Evan: I’m so ashamed that I still eat it sometimes
Evan Solomon: i wasn’t answering his question, i was just asking him a related but separate question
Andrew Nacin: some might call that trolling.
Evan Solomon: some might call that having a conversation
That’s like suing rain for getting you wet.
Evan Solomon: Who the fuck dressed this guy?
Evan Solomon: He looks like he stole clothes from a very big teddy bear
Mark Jaquith: Not big enough though.
Evan Solomon: Right
Evan Solomon: Just the biggest one he could find at the fair
Mark Jaquith: So there’s a pile of nearly-manbaby-sized forcibly undressed stuffed bears somewhere in a dumpster?
Evan Solomon: That is a wild image
Mark Jaquith: 
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