Evanisms

In a cafe next to recruiters. Trying to eavesdrop for good candidates but they keep getting distracted talking about nonsense.

— Evan Solomon (@evansolomon) June 26, 2014

Recruiters are now cold calling candidates from this noisy cafe. This has to be some kind of joke.

— Evan Solomon (@evansolomon) June 26, 2014

Recruiters just said this is the most work they’ve done all week. Imagining rest of their week is mostly keg stands and the World Cup.

— Evan Solomon (@evansolomon) June 26, 2014

Got a bunch of shellfish with dented shells. I wonder if me cooking them wasn’t even the worst part of their lives.

— Evan Solomon (@evansolomon) June 29, 2014

Announcing my new official role on Medium's legal team, Head of Litigation. This was my job application pic.twitter.com/vNOfZy3kzC

— Evan Solomon (@evansolomon) July 30, 2014

Just correctly guessed when to use display:inline-block; for the first time in my life. Send your hardest CSS questions my way.

— Evan Solomon (@evansolomon) August 6, 2014

It's weird to put things like "husband" or "mother" in your Twitter bio. At least be more inclusive: "Second cousin once removed"

— Evan Solomon (@evansolomon) September 23, 2013

Came home and my apartment was insanely hot. No idea why. Turns out I left a gas burner going only stove for 26 hours.

— Evan Solomon (@evansolomon) September 17, 2013

Terminal 2 at SFO is awesome unless you get here after 11, in which case it's like a post-apocalyptic scene trying to find real food.

— Evan Solomon (@evansolomon) May 28, 2013

I offered $50 for a hamburger. I wish I had fucking bitcoins.

— Evan Solomon (@evansolomon) May 28, 2013

I'm slowly convincing myself to eat a tuna sandwich from burger joint. I'm not going to respect myself in the morning.

— Evan Solomon (@evansolomon) May 28, 2013

I bought a turkey sandwich. I hate myself. #airporthostage2013

— Evan Solomon (@evansolomon) May 28, 2013

People who willingly eat pre made sandwiches must have no understanding of the human digestive system

— Evan Solomon (@evansolomon) May 28, 2013

Somehow got assigned a window seat at the gate. #mightmakeitoutalive

— Evan Solomon (@evansolomon) May 28, 2013

Flight delayed almost an hour but they haven't mentioned it here. #thisistheend

— Evan Solomon (@evansolomon) May 28, 2013