Evanisms

“I am offended by this weirdly sexual holiday ad about cheese” – classic Evanism. https://t.co/hBBsx7C5bw

— Helen 侯-Sandí (@helenhousandi) December 12, 2015

Love that holiday spirit when ads for cheese go into softcore porn mode pic.twitter.com/5YcALEPuwn

— Evan Solomon (@evansolomon) December 12, 2015

I turned off my ad blocker, absurdity followed. https://t.co/jqc1vfJGQp

— Evan Solomon (@evansolomon) September 29, 2015

I wonder if this delivery deal is four individual bananas or four bunches of bananas. cc/ @evansolomon pic.twitter.com/xq6eRQnO6C

— Aaron Jorbin (@aaronjorbin) July 30, 2015

@aaronjorbin I wish I could favorite this 100 times

— Evan Solomon (@evansolomon) August 4, 2015

@aaronjorbin If you have a food processor/blender, blended frozen bananas are also pretty good until you get sick of it after 50 of them

— Evan Solomon (@evansolomon) August 4, 2015

@aaronjorbin Don't forget to peel them before you freeze them. I should start a banana tips blog.

— Evan Solomon (@evansolomon) August 4, 2015

@evansolomoncbc You're like my drunken internet alter ego. You do something people hate, then everyone complains to me about it on Twitter.

— Evan Solomon (@evansolomon) May 8, 2014

Lessons from today: (1) people get pretty grouchy about email subjects (2) people are oddly terrified that they have overdue library books.

— Evan Solomon (@evansolomon) May 16, 2014

Apparently in most company if someone casually says "I bet [blah blah blah]" it's considered rude to promptly offer odds and accept the bet.

— Evan Solomon (@evansolomon) May 23, 2014